Popcorn Time!
I was enjoying a wonderful dream. I was standing under a hot tropical sun, sand under my feet. The air was thick with humidity (sort of like Craven County lately) and the aroma of the ocean was strong.
Before me was a 10’ chain link enclosure, topped with razor wire. As I watched, a line of people approached the gate. All were dressed in short sleeved orange jumpsuits; hands cuffed and locked to waist chains. They shuffled due to manacles around their ankles. Each person was attached by a short chain to the one behind, thus requiring a shuffle in cadence. The first one became James Comey, squinting in the bright light. Attached was Jim Clapper, followed by a scowling John Brennan. Andrew McCabe shuffled along next, ahead of Adam “PencilNeck” Schiff followed by Peter Strozk. Next to last came a harridan, with stringy grey hair, shrieking like I had to think a banshee might sound. She proceeded to start staggering and coughing, only the tall, African-American male identifying individual behind her kept her upright.
The sound awoke me, realizing that the shrieking was from our two cats enjoying a dispute. The gagging and coughing came from our red headed male regurgitating his night time snack. Note: a recording of a cat puking is the perfect alarm clock. No snooze button needed.
My wife and I enjoy popcorn. I absolutely LOVE it! But since I am on a low carb diet, I can only enjoy it very infrequently. We call the start of ACC basketball “Popcorn Season.” As Tar Heel fans, we WILL watch our Tar Heel basketball team with a bowl of popcorn and a cold beer. Maybe two. Just sayin’…
But NOW! A new Popcorn Season has arrived. AG Bondi and FBI Director Patel plus AD Bongino are SERIOUSLY investigating BOTH Epstein AND “RussiaGate”! Here’s the quandary (or swivet as my father might say) for the LameStream news agencies: If they don’t report either or both of these predicaments, then the podcasters and alternative sources will show them up as the incompetent fools that they are. If they do report either one or both of them, their previous malfeasance in denying their existence and supporting the lie they so fervently proclaimed for so long will reveal that they in fact are the incompetent fools we have been calling them for years.
Either way, the reporting from either the conservative news sources, read: real news, and the comparative tap dancing, conflating, and lying from the alphabet news sources will show them to be the liars we all know that they are.
To add to the entertainment, all this will continue into the 2026 mid-term elections. Normally the party in the White House shows some difficulty in retaining both Congressional as well as state legislature and executive positions. But today the Marxists have recorded the lowest polling numbers for trust and popularity in history! Only the hard-core TDS infected communists support the Marxists, with the idiots Mandami and AOC leading their demise.
I can hardly wait! Pass the popcorn, please.
A BIG bowl!
Ciao,
The Snark