This About Sums It Up

On Friday, The Babylon Bee posted a list of the 9 biggest revelations from the Trump affidavit.

Here is the list:

We’ve gotten a chance to read the whole thing. Here are the 9 biggest revelations from the document:

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Well, there you have it. Which is your favorite?