I would just like to thank the fantastic children’s clothing designer who came up with the idea for the shirt my two-year-old granddaughter is wearing today.  It says:

Reasons why you might confuse me with a ROCK STAR

1.  I can scream really loud.

2.  When I don’t get my way, I throw a temper tantrum.

3.  I’m up all night.

4.  You can barely understand what I am saying.

5.  No one else could pull off this hairdo.

Thank you for creative people!