{"id":635,"date":"2009-03-20T17:04:46","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T17:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=635"},"modified":"2009-03-20T17:04:46","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T17:04:46","slug":"on_a_lighter_note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=635","title":{"rendered":"On A Lighter Note"},"content":{"rendered":"

I would just like to thank the fantastic children’s clothing designer who came up with the idea for the shirt my two-year-old granddaughter is wearing today.  It says:<\/p>\n

Reasons why you might confuse me with a ROCK STAR<\/p>\n

1.  I can scream really loud.<\/p>\n

2.  When I don’t get my way, I throw a temper tantrum.<\/p>\n

3.  I’m up all night.<\/p>\n

4.  You can barely understand what I am saying.<\/p>\n

5.  No one else could pull off this hairdo.<\/p>\n

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Thank you for creative people!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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