{"id":49512,"date":"2023-03-04T12:12:57","date_gmt":"2023-03-04T17:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=49512"},"modified":"2023-03-04T12:12:57","modified_gmt":"2023-03-04T17:12:57","slug":"the-mark-twain-of-the-current-senate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=49512","title":{"rendered":"The “Mark Twain” Of The Current Senate"},"content":{"rendered":"

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana has a way of expressing himself that both gets to the point and makes you smile. On Thursday, Red State<\/a> posted an article about some of his recent remarks.<\/p>\n

The article reports some of Senator Kennedy’s recent remarks:<\/p>\n

The truth is that it\u2019s important to speak your mind, he said, and he didn\u2019t care too much about what anyone thought of him\u2013except dogs, because he liked dogs. How do you sleep at night knowing some people don\u2019t like you, he said some had asked him. \u201cWith the fan on,\u201d he joked. \u201cBecause I think I make the right people mad.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat else is the truth?\u201d Kennedy asked. \u201cThe truth is God is great, beer is good, and, and, the United States of America is star-spangled awesome!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cI cannot imagine what the world would be like without our country,\u201d he said.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThe truth is common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C.; I know, I\u2019ve seen it first-hand,\u201d Kennedy declared. \u201cI wonder sometimes how some people in Washington, D.C., actually made it through the birth canal. The truth is we\u2019re going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. Because all the old ones came true. The truth is that Americans aren\u2019t perfect, we\u2019re not. But the other side is crazy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The article notes:<\/p>\n

Americans do not deserve to be governed, Kennedy explained, \u201cby deeply weird, nauseously woke people, who hate George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Seuss, and Mr. Potato Head; who hyperventilate on their yoga mats if you use the wrong pronoun; who think kids should be able to change their gender at recess; who carry around Ziploc bags of kale to give them energy; and who think they are better than us.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cBy the way, to me, kale tastes like I\u2019d rather be fat,\u201d Kennedy exclaimed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The truth is what we accomplished when we were in charge made the economy better and made your lives better, Kennedy said, listing all the things the Republicans had done from cutting taxes, increasing wages, and cutting unemployment to securing the border, beating back ISIS, and putting criminals in jail, as well as confirming 234 judges including three members to the Supreme Court.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cBy God, we can do it again,\u201d Kennedy proclaimed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Please follow the above link to the article for further truths. Senator
\nKennedy makes C-SPAN entertaining!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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