{"id":49138,"date":"2023-02-05T07:11:24","date_gmt":"2023-02-05T12:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=49138"},"modified":"2023-02-05T07:11:24","modified_gmt":"2023-02-05T12:11:24","slug":"some-washington-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=49138","title":{"rendered":"Some Washington Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p>Humor is hard to find these days in Washington. Don Surber, a former journalist who writes at his own blog and at Substack (<a href=\"https:\/\/donsurber.substack.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/donsurber.substack.com<\/a>\/) seems to have a knack for finding it. On January 29, I posted an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=49050\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">article<\/a> about his post about Republican Senator John Kennedy&#8217;s wit and wisdom. Well, his latest article compares many of the leading figures in Washington politics to Warner Brothers cartoon characters.<\/p>\n<p>The post quotes an article from the New Orleans Times-Picayune.<\/p>\n<p>Don Surber writess:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>I really enjoyed writing last Saturday\u2019s column, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/redirect\/885cde64-36b6-4a9e-b217-e0b6b60f2b1a?j=eyJ1IjoiMTF2Y21kIn0.Qx5jV6F8is3xMMcYZhVm0PjA7R0W4-w5Bt8nMJkB5ZY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"9\">The Wit and Wisdom of John Kennedy, R-La.<\/a>\u201d Readers did too. One hipped me to the Times-Picayune\u2019s \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/redirect\/5af4fcab-b737-4366-860f-f4de092485f5?j=eyJ1IjoiMTF2Y21kIn0.Qx5jV6F8is3xMMcYZhVm0PjA7R0W4-w5Bt8nMJkB5ZY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"10\">Who said it: Sen. John Kennedy or Foghorn Leghorn?<\/a>\u201d quiz.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>Alas, the quiz disappeared down the Internet memory hole, but <a href=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/redirect\/064fceef-31b1-41e3-9209-1c9f45d6e1bd?j=eyJ1IjoiMTF2Y21kIn0.Qx5jV6F8is3xMMcYZhVm0PjA7R0W4-w5Bt8nMJkB5ZY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"11\">Boing Boing saved four who-said-it questions<\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ol>\n<li><strong>\u201cShe has a billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cHe&#8217;s tough as a boiled owl.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cHe\u2019s a hard dog to keep on the porch. He\u2019s not a porch dog; he\u2019s a running dog. He likes to do things his way.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u201cI\u2019m not just talking to hear my head roar.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>Kennedy said the first three about (in order) Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell and President Trump. The last one was all Foghorn. Yep, the senator is the rooster.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>That got me to thinking. Who are some of the other Looney Tunes cartoon characters in that Loony Bin we call Washington?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><strong>Adam Schiff\u2019s doppelganger is Marvin the Martian, the weirdo who wanted to blow up Earth to get a better view of Venus. Schiff is the weirdo who wants to blow up Trump to give Red China a better hold on America.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Please follow the link above to read the entire article. At this point, the best thing to do with Washington is laugh at it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humor is hard to find these days in Washington. Don Surber, a former journalist who writes at his own blog and at Substack (https:\/\/donsurber.substack.com\/) seems to have a knack for finding it. On January 29, I posted an article about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=49138\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11940,16245,12615],"class_list":["post-49138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-don-surber","tag-new-orleans-times-picayune","tag-republican-senator-john-kennedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49138"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49146,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49138\/revisions\/49146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}