{"id":46803,"date":"2022-08-14T08:35:02","date_gmt":"2022-08-14T12:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=46803"},"modified":"2022-08-14T08:35:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-14T12:35:02","slug":"from-the-babylon-bee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=46803","title":{"rendered":"From The Babylon Bee"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since The Babylon Bee<\/a> has been blocked on some social media, I would like to do everyone a favor by sharing one of its best posts.<\/p>\n

The headline:<\/p>\n

‘The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The picture:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Highlights from the article:<\/p>\n

“We wouldn’t raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania’s wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary,” said Garland. “I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses.” The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.<\/strong><\/p>\n

FBI Director Christopher Wray echoed the statement as he strode up to the Hoover Building in a dazzling pair of diamond-encrusted Alexander McQueen stilettos. “The men and women of the FBI are paragons of unassailable integrity and impartiality, and any suggestion otherwise is murderous treason,” he said. Several news outlets present also noted the delicious smell of Chanel No.5 in the air.<\/strong><\/p>\n

At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is great satire, but it isn’t really funny. If the Washington establishment can so easily violate the civil rights of a former President who has more lawyers than you can shake a stick at, what can they do to an ordinary citizen? If you have doubts, look at the January 6th prisoners who have been denied most of their civil rights–the right to a speedy trial, the right to confront their accusers, the right to protest (many of those in jail did not even enter the Capitol) etc.<\/p>\n

If we do not vote for people who will not be part of the swamp, no one will be happy with the condition of our country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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