{"id":39673,"date":"2020-08-10T09:19:27","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T13:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=39673"},"modified":"2020-08-10T09:19:27","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T13:19:27","slug":"this-is-not-a-political-story-i-just-couldnt-resist-posting-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=39673","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not A Political Story–I Just Couldn’t Resist Posting It"},"content":{"rendered":"

This article is from September 2019. It is posted at southernthing.com .\u00a0<\/a>The article relates the story of a Texas judge attempting to remove a raccoon from his house.<\/p>\n

The article tells the saga:<\/p>\n

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A Texas judge recently had a show-down with a clever raccoon squatting in his house, and, lucky for us, the hilarious saga between the unlikely adversaries unfolded on social media.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Judge Matthew Wright, of Falls County, Texas, first shared a request for help after he found the pesky critter in his home around 5 a.m. on Monday. Wright said he had prepared a trap for the raccoon, but instead they both ended up napping. Sometimes, you got to know when to retreat, y’all.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Around 3 p.m. on Monday, Wright updated his followers, saying that the two had ” reached a tactical impasse” and there were hopes the raccoon would mosey his way into one of the set traps for food on his own. As you might guess, that is not what happened.<\/strong><\/p>\n

At 6:15 p.m., Wright shared another post, saying he had decided to take action and catch the little guy. Unfortunately, he wasn’t fast enough and the raccoon scurried up a curtain where he proceeded to taunt the judge.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Alas, the judge realized what he needed to do to finally capture the beast. When you’re dealing with a Texas raccoon, you got to use Texas bait. So, naturally, he loaded the traps with queso and tamales.<\/strong><\/p>\n

After a nearly 20-hour stand-off, Judge Wright shared his final update to inform everyone the raccoon had fell for it, saying “authorities have captured Rosebud’s Most Wanted. He will serve 20 – 30 (minutes) then be released with conditions not to enter illegally again.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

I guess if you’re going to get caught anyway, might as well do it with a belly full of queso and tamales.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You have to admit, the raccoon looks comfortable!<\/p>\n

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