{"id":38,"date":"2008-08-27T17:52:05","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T17:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2008-08-27T17:52:05","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T17:52:05","slug":"this_is_not_original_but_i_lov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"This Is NOT Original, but I love it!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Subject:<\/b> Biker and the lion<\/div>\n
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The biker and the lion<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong><\/span><\/font><\/b> <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong>the lion’s cage. <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong>
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong>
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong>
on the nose with a powerful punch. <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong><\/span><\/font><\/b><\/O:P><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in
my whole life.’ <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/O:P><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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The biker replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.’
The reporter says, ‘Well, I’m a journalist from the New York Times, and
tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page.. So, what do
you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have? ‘
The biker replies, ‘I’m a U. S. Marine and a Republican.’ <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/O:P><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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The following morning the biker buys The New York Times<\/a> to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: <\/span><\/font><\/b><\/O:P><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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‘U. S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH’<\/span><\/font><\/b><\/strong><\/O:P><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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