{"id":23281,"date":"2014-07-11T18:15:55","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T22:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=23281"},"modified":"2014-07-11T18:15:56","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T22:15:56","slug":"have-you-seen-penelope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=23281","title":{"rendered":"Have You Seen Penelope?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This article is posted as a public service to the people of <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Park Slope, Brooklyn\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=40.672404,-73.977063&amp;spn=0.01,0.01&amp;q=40.672404,-73.977063 (Park%20Slope%2C%20Brooklyn)&amp;t=h\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"geolocation\">Park Slope<\/a> in <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Brooklyn\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=40.6247222222,-73.9522222222&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=40.6247222222,-73.9522222222 (Brooklyn)&amp;t=h\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"geolocation\">Brooklyn, New York<\/a>. The <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/07\/11\/pregnant-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-park-slope\/\" target=\"_blank\">New York Post <\/a>reported the following today:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>A hairy <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Brachypelma vagans\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brachypelma_vagans\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"wikipedia\">Mexican red rump<\/a> tarantula named Penelope is on the loose in Park Slope, and her owner is frantically trying to find her before she pops out her tiny, creepy spawn.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>\u201cI know she looks crazy scary but she\u2019s mostly harmless,\u201d the owner says on a missing-pet sign, which includes a photo, posted in South Slope.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>\u201cShe\u2019s pregnant, so I\u2019m hoping to find her before she has her babies. She\u2019s mostly active at night and she tends to hide in dark corners,\u201d it notes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>\u201cShe shouldn\u2019t bite but sometimes she jumps,\u201d it adds.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It has never occurred to me to be concerned about my neighbors&#8217; choice of pets, but maybe it is something I should consider.<\/p>\n<p>This is Penelope&#8217;s missing poster:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6198739 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/p8rguk0.jpgw300\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It would probably be a really good idea to call the owner quickly if you spot this animal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This article is posted as a public service to the people of Park Slope in Brooklyn, New York. The New York Post reported the following today: A hairy Mexican red rump tarantula named Penelope is on the loose in Park &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=23281\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7812,1097,792,657,7811],"class_list":["post-23281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brachypelma-vagans","tag-brooklyn","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-post","tag-penelope"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23284,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23281\/revisions\/23284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}