{"id":20935,"date":"2013-11-08T16:43:34","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T21:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=20935"},"modified":"2013-11-08T16:44:41","modified_gmt":"2013-11-08T21:44:41","slug":"celebrate-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=20935","title":{"rendered":"Celebrate The Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This video was posted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qOtVa9uMivo\">YouTube<\/a> by Kehillah Schechter Academy (www.ksa-ne.org) in Norwood, MA &#8211; it&#8217;s the official Ballad of Thanksgivukkah. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qOtVa9uMivo\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Happy Thanksgivukkah.<\/p>\n<p>These are the words:<\/p>\n<p>The Ballad of Thanksgivukkah<br \/>\nRabbi David Paskin, Ayelet Paskin and Dana Reichman Gitell<\/p>\n<p>Imagine Judah Maccabee sitting down to roast turkey<br \/>\nPassing the potatoes to Squanto<br \/>\nAnd pilgrims in Jerusalem standing with Hasmoneans<br \/>\nGot to get this temple cleaned up pronto<\/p>\n<p>Like applesauce with cranberries, turkey stuffed with fried latkes<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s clear that this is one heck of a mitzvah<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s celebrate this great country, religious minorities<br \/>\nEverybody loves Thanksgivukkah<br \/>\nI had a little turkey(toykey), I named him Macabee<br \/>\nI tried and tried to spin him but I was not lucky<\/p>\n<p>CHORUS<br \/>\nThanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s celebrate across America<br \/>\nThanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah<br \/>\nHappy Holidays, Thanksgivukkah!<\/p>\n<p>Nun, Gobble, Hay, Shin<br \/>\nApple, rhubarb and pumpkin<\/p>\n<p>167 BCE the Has-mo-ne-an dynasty<br \/>\nWas challenged by the lure of Hellenizers<br \/>\nBut Greek culture could not compare to spinning tops and Jewish prayer<br \/>\nThe miracle of light kept burning brighter<\/p>\n<p>In 1620 pilgrims came across the ocean here to claim<br \/>\nA new land where the Mayflower could dock<br \/>\nAt a place we must mention they met native Americans<br \/>\nWhen they landed here at Plymouth&#8230;<br \/>\nRock of Ages let our song<br \/>\npraise Thy saving power<\/p>\n<p>CHORUS<br \/>\nThanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s celebrate across America<br \/>\nThanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah<br \/>\nHappy Holidays, Thanksgivukkah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This video was posted on YouTube by Kehillah Schechter Academy (www.ksa-ne.org) in Norwood, MA &#8211; it&#8217;s the official Ballad of Thanksgivukkah. Enjoy. Happy Thanksgivukkah. These are the words: The Ballad of Thanksgivukkah Rabbi David Paskin, Ayelet Paskin and Dana Reichman &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=20935\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6599,1307,6600,6598],"class_list":["post-20935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kehillah-schechter-academy","tag-ma","tag-norwood","tag-thanksgivukkah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20935"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20938,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20935\/revisions\/20938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}