{"id":180,"date":"2008-10-11T22:17:33","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T22:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2008-10-11T22:17:33","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T22:17:33","slug":"i_received_this_in_my_email","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"I Received This In My Email"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I heard this on the Dave Ramsey show and thought it was pretty funny.  <\/span>
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The Heaviest Element Known to Science:<\/h1>\n

Governmentium is the latest element Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered.<\/h1>\n

\"\"Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. <\/p>\n

The new element, Governmentium (Gv)<\/strong>, has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. <\/p>\n

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons<\/strong>, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. <\/p>\n

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. <\/p>\n

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. <\/p>\n

\"\"In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.<\/strong> <\/p>\n

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium<\/strong>, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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