{"id":1002,"date":"2009-07-14T17:54:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T17:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2009-07-14T17:54:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T17:54:43","slug":"this_showed_up_in_my_emailenjo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=1002","title":{"rendered":"This Showed Up In My EMail&#8211;Enjoy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea who wrote this.&nbsp; If I find out, I will credit them.&nbsp; But I love it!!!<\/p>\n<p>The Haircut <\/p>\n<p>One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked<br \/>about his bill and the barber replies, &#8220;I cannot accept money from you.&nbsp; I&#8217;m<br \/>doing community service this week. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open<br \/>his shop the next morning there is a &#8216;thank you&#8217; card and a dozen roses<br \/>waiting for him at his door. <\/p>\n<p>Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the<br \/>barber again replies, &#8220;I cannot accept money from you. I&#8217;m doing community<br \/>service this week.&#8221; The cop is happy and leaves the shop. <\/p>\n<p>The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a &#8216;thank you&#8217; <br \/>card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. <\/p>\n<p>Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he<br \/>tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, &#8220;I cannot accept money from<br \/>you. I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8221;&nbsp; The professor is very happy<br \/>and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there<br \/>is a &#8216;thank you&#8217; card and a dozen different books, such as &#8220;How to Improve<br \/>Your Business&#8221; and &#8220;Becoming More Successful. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his<br \/>bill the barber again replies, &#8220;I cannot accept money from you. I&#8217;m doing<br \/>community service this week.&#8221; The Congressman is very happy and leaves the<br \/>shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen<br \/>Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. <\/p>\n<p>And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the<br \/>citizens of our country and the members of our Congress <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea who wrote this.&nbsp; If I find out, I will credit them.&nbsp; But I love it!!! The Haircut One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he askedabout his bill and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/?p=1002\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rightwinggranny.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}